Don't ask your questions of me for I will likely answer,
and I care not for how i'm heard,
is there a chancer who askes of this nerd?
Or is there no fool among you?

Come squirming and I will look on you like prey,
Come sternly and I will discard you on your merry way,
Do not take me for stomaching you,
As I have far better things for me to do.

Don't bother me with your tripe you utter baffoon,
I do not care if you are left hurt,
Your words should be prune or i'll be curt.
Or would you have me make exception?

"Speak fool!" I have not all day,
Don't stand there stuttering like an insolunt child,
What is it that you want to say and don't spare me the mild,
Spit it out now or go away!

Why do you come to me with your problems and pain,
As if in answering you I would have something to gain,
Can you no have your own idea,
Or look one up on Wikipedia?

Fool.