Relationship Status Single

For too many a long day
So many updates to have passed
With not so much as a by the way
About something that lasts
Facebook, why do you remind me?
Facebook, why do you slap me?

I can be happy or emo
In the posts that I write
Or talk about places I go
Or the events of last night
But Facebook please, tell me
Why do you do this to me?

Every time I log in
I'm left far from placated
You put me in the single bin
Without even an it's complicated
Why Facebook? Why?
Can't you tell me why?