They're very very special and they're very very kind
They tell me i'm dense when i'm off being blind
And put me in my place when i'm being grandeur
And bring me to the real world when i'm suffering allure
They make me laugh and smile and joke and giggle
Even when 2 of them put me in the middle
They even put up with me making the same mistakes twice
They're very very special and they're very very nice

Matthew and Claire, you are a great pair
And I never met another guy who trimmed his eye hair
Stuart and Tree, you make me happy
To know that when you are around i'm not the most batty

Paul and his cat, you're great you know that?
Tho' you need to get laid but i'll keep that under my hat
Gavin you're the dude, even when you're in a mood
And way better than me at cooking food

Vel you put me through hell, but only coz I love you so
Besides we all know your real name is Jo
Sylvia we have a date, shagging in the tea hut mate
I don't know about you but I just can't wait

Eenie you make me laugh, I just can't get enough
But this week heart of mine isn't so tough
Sissy I would die without your council, even when it's a bitter pill
Sometimes you are so stern it's like facing the old bill

Hedges you are one of the most special of all, together we've had a ball
I don't know about you but i'd redo it all
Dweeb you sort me out, when my ear needs a twist or a clout
Call me some time and we'll go out

Of course there's one of whome i've not yet said
'coz things with her are never easy
But she knows she was my best friend
And that she drove me round the bend
And made me cry over my empty bed
And made my heart say things so cheesy
And although we'll never now wed
Given half a chance i'd still be quite sleezy
So to Amber also I say hey
I'm glad you didnt run away
So we're friends now and I can deal with that
If you can deal with me being a prat

My friends are brilliant