I wasn't paying attention, honestly,
I did not meen to do it, seriously,
I was just browsing Facebook,
As I had a minute for a quick look,
I was not looking at my mouse,
I was reading about Sally moving house.

Really, I did not even consider,
How, when over a picture,
The mouse pointer changes to a hand,
And whilst over the page my eyes scanned,
My subcontious would move my mouse,
Away from the picture of Sally's house.

So honestly, please,
You must believe,
I did not meen to virtually,
Rub my hand over Tommy,
And I absolutely did not intend,
To virtually masturbate my friend.