My head is spinning and floating and whirling
It rains on my soul
This worst endeavour a voyage into the abyss
The hairs on my neck stand and my stomach curdling
I have no salad bowl
This cannot be so bad pull yourself together miss

Is the floor hoovered and shelves clean and all tidy
I am so scared within
Will I be judged and oh hell the favour will be returned
Tomorrow is Saturday and this day is Friday
I have no time to begin
I know what i'm like the main course will be burned

Oh come on girl sort yourself out and relax already
They are old friends
For sure they are only expecting a pizza so why do I panic?
Is the bathroom tidy gosh i've no time to relax and be steady
Desert would make amends
It's out of the packet it will be fine I must remember to unwrap it

This is my first ever dinner party ever ever
It's going to go wrong
I can't cook what was I thinking my house fire story is a legendary tale
Oh but i'm like that I never say never
I'm adult now but do I belong?
But everything is set and all is ready it's planned too well to fail

Oh shit i've nothing to wear!