Why do Dutch Lesbians Worship Chewbacca?
After one week in Dutchland my neatly trimmed Brazilian fringe has turned into a wookie. Was it the lack of a bath (I was showering but I usually bath when I shave), or was I just fitting into Amsterdam lesbian horte corture?
Apparently it is men that like women to keep the bush under control, so in an act of defiance Dutch lesbians are growing out their wookies so long you could braid and platt them.
Seriously girls get over the guys already, if I wanted a mouth full of dental floss I'd date a wire brush. There's nowt wrong with a bit of neatly trimmed foliage but if you want to scratch my face then do it with your nails or some devious pain contraption, and not whilst I'm tongue tied with your beaver.
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