So you think your as awesome as me, do you?

Your wrong.

Because after years of practice I think i'm finaly getting a handle on the correct time to use "your" and "you're", and because i'm simply awesome.

If you are thinking that I should now justify such a bold claim then you are unequivocally wrong because i'm so much more awesome than you that I don't even need to justify myself.

Today, I cooked something without using a timer. Yes, i'm that amazingly awesome.

Sure it was only chips and Chinese rib steak, but you have to understand how delicious Chinese rib steak is. I followed this up by spending 30 minutes on You Tube watching different variations of Phoebe Buffay's Smelly Cat.

So ask yourself this, if you can be half as awesome as me - what would you do with such an overwhelming brim topping dose of awesome about your person?

Because all this follows me staying awake all through the night to watch all 6 episodes in the first season of the TV comedy Misfits.

I then brilliantly spelt unequivocally correct in this article by googling it.

Yes, i'm still more awesome than you.

Do you want to know why?

Because instead of wasting my life filling my head up with useless crap by reading other peoples mind-numbing blogs like you, i'm doing something creative instead and writing one.

So compared to you i'm a barrel of instant win just dripping with delicious mind nuggets of awesomeness.

Now bugger off and be awesome like me.

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