Radox Must Stop Selling Sperm

This is my demand, and it's quite simple. I want Radox to stop selling sperm.

There is nothing more disconcerting than sliding into my bath, relaxing in the warm water, and then when I squirt my shower gel onto my tummy (my holding pen for shower gel before it is distributed around my body) I get the worst possible mental image.

There is no denying it, Radox shower gel looks exactly like male sexual fluids.

It's the last possible thing I could want when I get into my bath then to get a mental image of myself rubbing sperm all over me.

Not least because i'm a lesbian and suffer serious mental traumas at the thought of it in the first place, but I can't imagine a time when i'd happily rub fanny juices over my body in the bath either. Bath sex aside.

I believe this is a deliberate sick joke by the shower gel industry, there's probably an executive suite at Radox HQ where the CEO and his board are busy rubbing themselves off at the excitement of women bathing in sperm, and the worst possible imaginable thought is that some of their excretion ends up in the final product.

And whilst we're at it Imperial Leather could do with adding some fake colour to their product too because they're not far off of Radox for the mental image their pearlescent cleanser gives me.

Sick bastards.

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