How Much Bloody Respect do I Have to Show Before I Can Fuck Her?
Lesbians are an odd bunch, one moment they're all mad passionate love and wanting to move in and the next you're on your second date and she's already cheating on you.
I don't get it.
Maybe i'm unique in that i'm genuinely not interested in cheating, or maybe i'm just a freak of nature with a sex drive too low to be technically classified as a lesbian?
If only I could figure out what it is about lesbians that makes us so clingy from the word go, maybe I could learn how to keep that clingyness going long enough to learn her middle name.
Lately I had the complete opposite experience, I courted a girl who did not want a relationship at all. We joked about our suitcase genes and resisting moving in with each other. I thought, this is different maybe i'll keep this one.
Then she wondered off to do other things and lost interest in me. Was I not clingy enough?
Lesbians, please, start making bloody sense!
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