Bathing is Twat Time
If you read my article on how Radox Must Stopp Selling Sperm then you might be delighted to know about my latest descovery.
It was a total accident, I did my usual and bought half a dozen of the cheapest soap I could find and that turned out to be some Imperial Leather Passion Flower thing.
Imagine my surprise as I squirted out the first dollop onto my hand in the bath, it was proper PURPLE!
If there ever was a bath soap designed to appeal to my inner emo goth then this is it! I mean seriously, PURPLE! How awesomekittens is that!?
Bath time has become an exciting foray into every emo wiccan loving lesbian filled moment of my emo gothness.
But this has created a problem. How can I be an emo goth and use an emo goth bath soap when doing so makes me happy?
So now instead of being an emo goth wiccan worshipping leftie lesbian i've turned into a unicorn loving fairie worshipping pixie dreaming giggling little twat.
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