Am I the Only British Citizen Who Isnt Using Double Speak?

It's too easy to crack the joke about hanging parliament so I wont, and it's far too easy to complain and moan about politicians so I wont do that either.

Unfortunately when talking about politics the only things that come to mind lately is that all the politicians are rubbish and I want to hang them all.

So we've ended up with a hung parliament and to be quite honest i'm not even sure who the Prime Minister is today, I switched the news off once I saw the result and havn't paid much more attention to it.

I am therefore the most ill-equipped person in Britain to be offering an opinion on the election right now, but I wouldn't be me if I was either informed or not opinionated, so here goes.

The British electoral system is shit.

I meen seriously, election monitors from African countries said our elections where unfair and totally corrupt, and this isn't the first time thats happened either. For some reason the populace seem to be completely oblivious to the total fraud of our whole election system.

I live in the Huntingdon precinct. I say precinct because to me government has been feeling more and more like a Police state for quite some time, but as a Huntonian I am represented in parliament by a man called Johnathan Djanogly, he is a Conservative.

Huntingdon is a Conservative safe seat, so it didn't matter who I voted for I was always going to get Djanogly to represent me again, despite the landscape gardening, duck pond, and electric fences he's had installed out of my tax-paying purse which APPARENTLY i'm not allowed to use.

So my vote counts for zero, and always will. I have no vote, but I should consider myself lucky as at least I got to put an X on a bit of paper, for many Brits they couldn't even get in to a Poling station as the returning officers (who in most councils are party officials) saw to it that the real people didn't get much of a chance to vote in some critical swing seats, strangely, these critical seats correlate to margins with a massively increased registration of postal voters: Most of whome have Eastern European names and live in the same house. Well I say house, when you check the addresses they are usually Labour party offices.

Mind you for the people of York who did vote many found that their votes where mysteriously "lost".

But of course Britain is a democracy. Havn't you seen how we are killing millions of people to ensure that democracies are forced on other countries around the world? We're all about Democracy in Britain.

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